*the entire city has been covered in bubble wrap*

*there is no escape from the popping noises*

*this would be an awesome time to start some impromptu wrestling matches*

*goooooood morning kakistocrati! you awaken to find a steaming hot plate of eggs, bacon, sausage, hash browns, pancakes, toast - any breakfast food you could ever want! - sitting on your kitchen table. no potions, no poison, no hallucinatory drugs - just 100% tasty breakfast. enjoy!*

*Parades through new KC*

*RAINS CONFETTI*

NEW MEME-- GO TO DISISICCHAT to participate in the Hypnosis meme. Characters will be hypnotized into doing certain things, the effects which can last for weeks in the comm. We're doing the first part in chat because Kiwi's internet connection sucks.

*outside the window of every KCer*

*yes, even You.*

Back in time where was no volleyball.

*sits on empire of dirt*


caw

ANON SECRETS MEME GO

TAG IC AND OOC SECRETS

IT TOOK SAKI 6 TRIES TO TYPE SECRETS CORRECTLY

*RUNS BY SCREAMING*

I can be your hero baby
I can kiss away your pain